I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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