is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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