Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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