Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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