is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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