I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Houston, we have a blender
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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