I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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