There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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