is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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