Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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