I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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