If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
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Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
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he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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