she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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