Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We're too hungover to prance.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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