Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
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I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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