Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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