i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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