His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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