Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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