I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Its about making memories worth repressing
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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