with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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