sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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