Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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