We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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