we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
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