I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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