She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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