fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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