Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
What a dumb baby whore.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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