you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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