Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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