I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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