Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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