So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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