I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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