Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I lost the right to judge tonight
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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