I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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