i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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