I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
we're so committed to being not committed
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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