this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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