I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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