weddingsv make me drug and hornr
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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