where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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