Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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