So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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