I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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