Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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YO. MCGRIDDLES.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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