If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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