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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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