It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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