the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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