i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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