how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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