1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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