Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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