4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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