i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
there is glitter all over my balls
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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