Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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